Saturday, September 17, 2011

OEDILF: Ear Lobe

My definition of ear lobe as submitted to the Omnificent English Dictionary In Limerick Format

Late last night my poor ear lobe was mugged
When my daughter purred this as we hugged:
"I love you, Daddy dear,
Could you lend me your ear?"
I said, "Yes," so she grabbed it and tugged.

Tuesday, September 6, 2011


If you like eating tripe, good for you.
I can't stomach the smell; I eschew!
And although I don't crave it,
If bribed, I might brave it.
Still, I'd wonder, just who's eating who?